Colon Bowel

1) Alternate spelling for the Secretary of State during the Bush administration(Colin Powell) for those against his political positions.
2) Same as above, except used for just shits and giggles.

1) I hate Colon Bowel for agreeing with George W. Bush.

2) Colin Powell? You mean Colon Bowel, right? hahah so funny

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bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

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bowel breeze

Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.

"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"

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Bowel Brother

A friend who you just happen to call, or get a call from, while you are on the toilet having a bowel movement. The relationship deepens depending on how many times this happens.

Daniel: "Hey Man, what's up?"
Sean: "Oh nothing, just dropping a deuce."
Daniel: "Are you serious? I'm also dropping a loud mound of brown as we speak!"
Sean: "Jeez, dude. That is the second time that this has happened in a week!"
Daniel: "Yeah, buddy. We're Bowel Brothers!"

Bowel Baron

A Bowel Baron is the title given to an appointed friend or relative who receives updates and notifications on the progress of another's stool.

i just dropped a duce, better make sure to notify my bowel baron to make sure i'm running like clockwork.

bowel banger

A homsexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a bowel banger.

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bowel growl

a bowel growl is when you hold in a stanker (fart) and it makes a farting noise, it's stuck inbetwixt the vortex of a fart and a dump. therefore it is a fart inside your unheavinly bowels.

"WOW SKILL I DID A MAJOR BOWEL GROWL IN CLASS TODAY AND THERE WAS NO ANAL SEEPAGE!"

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