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To comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. When using the bracket voice one must over pronounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.
When in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.
Matt: "Where should i take us?"
Dana: "Drive to the main beach"
(Matt takes the long way)
Dana: "(He takes the stupid way!)"
Matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!
Corey: "I love my car so much, its gonna get me so much pussy!"
Matt: "(He thinks hes sweet)"
John: "(The Leafs loose again!)"
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Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.
Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea
Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.
The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.
The thing that links words within the square brackets
What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.
I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.
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a person who likes to enjoy the browner things in life and generally see's themselves as a hit with the ladies. often wishes they were good looking but have as much intelligence as president bush in a coma.
"Mr Cleveringham, your a complete Sod Bracket"
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Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.
{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)
Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.
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The act of shitting in a clothes hamper or on a luggage rack, usually while sleepwalking or otherwise impaired.
Chris got so wasted last night then we caught him throwing the brackets in our room around 3 a.m.. What a mess!
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