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After you finish your 12 pack, you find that extra beer in the back of the fridge.
Dude, I thought I just drank my last beer, but just found the final brewer's dozen.
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Quick history: Formed in 1969 as Seattle Pilots, moved to Milwaukee in 1970. Play at Miller Park, the best stadium in baseball. Previously played at Milwaukee County Stadium. Played in the AL from 69-97, NL 98-present. Lost in 1982 World Series, lost in 2008 NLDS. Pending a huge collapse they will be back to the playoffs in 2011. Led by great hitters in Prince Fielder, Ryan, Braun, Rickie Weeks, Corey Hart, Casey McGehee. Good pitching in Zach Greinke, Yovani Gallardo, Shaun Marcum, Francisco Rodriguez, and John Axford. If they can stay healthy and keep their players, this is a team that will be relevant for years to come. Don't know why there is so much Brewers hate on here, must be a bunch of jealous Cubs fans who think that 2 World Series titles in 1907 and 1908 actually are relevant and meaningful. The Brew Crew have been near or above the NL Average attendance since 2004, so they do have loyal fans.
Cubs Fan: Milwaukee Brewers suck! 0 World Series titles? hahahaha
Brewers Fan: Shove those titles from over 100 years ago up your ass. You blame postseason failure on a goat and on a fan, but we suck? You are 6th in payroll yet lose 100 games a year, but we suck? GTFO idiot.
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1)A fictional character in the Baby-Sitters Club and Baby-Sitters Little Sister books from the fictional town of Stoneybrook, Connecticut.
2) a rarity among blended families because she has a half-sibling, a biological sibling, and stepsiblings
1) Karen Brewer is such a smart girl. She skipped first grade and went straight to second grade. There, she "married" a boy named Ricky Torres as a game.
2) Not that many people have biological, half, and stepsiblings together. Most people have one or two of the above, but Karen has all three. She's such a rarity, I'll bet she'll be famous for that.
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The most stunningly beautiful person you will ever meet. It's not just her beauty on the outside that will make you fall in love with her it is her amazing personality unlike anyone she is always kind, caring and and has the funniest sense of humour that anyone could fall in love with. If you are lucky enough to have someone like Kristen Brewer in your life you are the luckiest person in the solar system.
Guy1: hey bro I'm falling in love with Kristen Brewer
Guy2: damn bro your lucky I think she likes you
Strict parents, with a fully English background. Really hot blonde sister bit of a sket, another sister not as hot but nice. Wankstain son, tiny dick wanks off non stop, but gay and no friends
Look at him he must be from a Brewer family
Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.
Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!
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The name given to the itchy fungal rash one gets around the groin following a long day in a hot moist environment such as a brewery.
Dawn: "My flange is really itchy!"
Margaret: "Better go see your doctor, it sounds like you have a case of brewer's yeast."
Sam: "This home-brew tastes very sour"
Matt: "It's a special recipe, I use my own brewer's yeast."
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