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An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder
Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride
The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs
'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'
'don't worry Rachel, it will come'
‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.
I’m gonna Ride and Bride this ace I met online.
A girl who has sex with at least one other man on her wedding day (known or unknown to her new husband), specifically performing some or all of the sexual acts while wearing her wedding dress.
Kath loved the thought of being a slut bride, having the first dance with her new husband after another man has fucked her and cum all over her wedding dress.
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A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
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a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.
Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!
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A Tim Burton movie coming out september 23rd 2005. The animations are like the nightmare before christmas. Sure to be awesome!!
Joe: Dude wanna go see Corpse Bride september 23rd?
Jim: DUH!!
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