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There comes a time in every individual's life, where they have an embarrassing slip-up. For example, shitting in your pants or forgetting to wipe the correct amount - leaving brown stains on your cargo shorts. These moments are life-changing, career-ending and ultimately sad. For all the fallen victims who have encountered a personal Bridie Brown, you're not alone. 1300 22 4636
Georgie: Oh mah lawd, what's that smell?!
Harrison: Jesus, it appears someone's had an accident!
Elly: Yah, I think someone's done a Bridie Brown.
Bridie
Gets worked up , tiny nyash. Stinks of cheddar cheese always farts in school !
Has eggy cum all over her (from being shagged in a bush )
Y/n Eww did you see bridie today
H/n She smelt like my cheeses toes
2 good friends
Xavier
Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.
Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)
xavier and bridie are boomers
The most beautiful and perfect girl in existence.
Bridie Jessep is the most beautiful and perfect girl ever.