Something douche bags say about other douche bags.
"Dude sometimes shit gets crazy at the frat house, but that's just bros being bros." - Douche Bag
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Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro
Fro the bro the bro with a fro who was the bro with a fro but now the punished bro with no fro named fro who had a fro, in conclusion Fro the bro is the bro with a fro, except now fro the bro has no fro and cannot be considered as the bro with a fro named fro because of him having no fro as to when he had a fro and was called fro the bro the bro with a fro
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A term of endearment used by bros to express their care for one another. Can be mixed with other terms for bros, such as bra, broski , or any other derivation of the word. It is usually used when said bro is caught up in the euphoria of being a bro with his fellow bros.
Example 1
Bro 1: Hey Chad, this party rocks!!!
Bro 2: Thanks bro!
Bro 1: (to Chad) Bros to the Bros!!
Example 2
Bro 1: Hey Brohans, I got these extra tickets to the Jack Johnson concert, y'all are coming with me.
Bro 2: Awesome!! Bro
Bro 3: Yes! I love Jack Johnson!
All three Bros: Bras to the Bras!!
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A life motto for all bros to keep straying bros on the path of a true bro. Put on your backwards hat, hit the frat parties, and look for the beer bong, or go home and brush up on your bro-losophy.
Bro 1: I don't know if I want to party tonight.
Bro 2: Dude, Bro up, or Bro home. Now grab some Natty Ice.
An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning
Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!
Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros
Or Bros before...not...bros?...
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On a bro to bro ting, name 10 ppl that got ur back... except ppl that breathe
Shit just got real and it's time to GTFO.
Person 1: I'm gonna drop that nigga
Person 2: Oh no bro bro