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a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.
Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later
And friend 2 never calls back
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Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
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Numerical ratio used to determine the amount of men present at a social function in comparison to the women in attendance. Ideally expressed as such: 1:2 and abbreviated as BTH.
"I kinda don't wanna go to this party it's gonna be such a sausage fest with a huge bro-to-ho ratio."
"Ya think so?"
"Yeah probably like 3:1"
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The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.
Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*
worst then ur sister a mister,ur dad lesbian, ur mum gay, ur grandpap a trap & ur granny a tranny
rob: Yo! ur mum gay lol
intellectual: ur dad lesbian tho
rob: haha ur granny a tranny
intellectual: and ur grandpap is a trap
rob: UR SISTER IS A MISTER!!
intellectual: ur bro a ho.
rob explodes into small pieces of contagious gay and everyone dies except for the intellectual.
Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.
James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies
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Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap
person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*