Random
Source Code

buggery butter

A common sexual lubricant popular among metro-sexuals, altar boys, federal prisoners,and members of Parliament and their aides. Usually made from recycled deep-fryer oil.

"Pass the buggery butter Vic....I just hired a new personal assistant".

by Morris Rufus March 16, 2016


Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.

Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..

by Bugmen September 1, 2018


High Buggery Reek

When something, usually a cat "Reeks to high Buggery"

What type of cat is that? ...

Oh it's a High Buggery Reek

Think...Smelly Cat

The thing is with a high buggery reek ... The lights are often not all on upstairs, you can tell by their vacant expression.

Probably a deformity caused by inhaling the gas like substance that is in their mouths.

You find a daily neck stretch releases the gases and omits them for a time.

Often owned by posh people who say in a plummy voice

"It's a high Buggery Reek! Let's give you a good neck stretching dear sir"

The High Buggery Reek needs a very specific type of handling

by Nows not the time nor the cake May 17, 2022


ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.

I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023