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Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.
Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"
Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."
Tommy: "ME TOO!"
Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."
Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."
Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."
Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."
Neil: I know *sigh*
Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."
Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"
Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."
Tommy: "WAS NOT!"
Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"
Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."
Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"
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The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.
I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.
When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.
My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!
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This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.
"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection
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During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
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An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!
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The bulge in a person's (usually a woman's) abdomen when a hand that may occur durring anal fisting if the fisting hand penetrates the person deep enough and if the fister pushes outward against the inside of the abdomen with the fisting hand.
If you're into hardcore porn you might find this hot.
I fisted that bitch so deep that I gave her some nice belly bulge.
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