Bum

Someone that has nothing going on in life. Useless. Bad decision maker. Good for nothing.

Bj: Wiggins; you’re a bum.
Wiggins: hey man!

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Bum

to borrow or beg something from another.

Usually when a friend asks to bum a cigarette you know he won't ever give a loosie back to you!

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bumming

The act of anal intercourse.

"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."

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bum

A boxing term used to label easily-beaten and out-of-shape/unskilled/past-their-prime boxers who should never have stepped into the ring to face stronger competition.

He couldn't last a full first round against real professional boxers like Sugar Ray Leonard and Marvin Hagler and Thomas Hearns. Instead, his victories only came against a series of aging bums, each of whom were sent into the ring after being paid a few bucks by unscrupulous boxing promoters.

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bumming

1. When followed with 'around', used to mean procrastinating, or acting lazy and not doing anything.

2. To engage in anal intercourse.

3. To get something by begging, or mooching.

1. Stop bumming around and get off your lazy arse.

2. Those fellows over there enjoy bumming. The taller one bottoms.

3. That wanker's always bumming fags off of me.

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Bum

US/Canada
1. Pejorative for a homeless person, - especially one that makes no attempt to work or better himself (contrasted with the more respected working homeless “hobos”). Probably comes from the expression “lazy bums.”
Get a job you F’ing bum.

2. To shamelessly ask for something (in the manner of a bum – see above).
Dude can I bum a cigarette, five dollars, and a ride to the…

3. A loser with nothing going for him (no job, no aspirations etc). Especially an unworthy husband or boyfriend.
I can’t believe she’s with Jim. Always drinking, never workin, the guy is a bum.

UK/Commonwealth:
4. The more polite way of saying ass.
Does my bum look big in this?

5. To do in the bum.
I bummed a tart.

Afganistan
6. Bum is a major city in Afganistan.

I bummed a ride to Bum where I bummed a bum in his bum.

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Bum

To get something from someone else for free. Also used to borrow, but with the understanding that repayment might not happen.

Hey, can I bum a smoke off you?

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