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when you stick a rodent preferably a hedgehog in a girls ass and you try to kill it with your dick
I know someone who did a burrowing hedgehog for no reason to his girlfriend
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Shit on the ground...When you have ur partner in the "doggy style" position, shove her face in it and cum down her spine.
Sally: "Last week, it was kind of gross when my boyfriend tried the burrowing skunk on me... i stunk for days..."
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AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.
George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.
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Laying a fresh pile of shit on the floor and then stuffing your girls face in it (burrow) while in the doggie-style position and finishing with a hot load down her back (like a skunk's stripe).
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A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.
Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police
Elliot is a strong, caring figure. A leader of all. He is as handsome as a Greek god, a magnet to the ladies. He owns a godly physique, whilst still being as strong as diamonds. With abs as tough as iron, corrugated into a six-pack, pecs as nice as Dwayne Johnson's, Thunder thighs connect to massive calves, its no wonder why girls are so into him. His jawline is as defined as Giga Chad's drawing into a beautiful white smile. Eyes as blue as the Atlantic under fabulous eyebrows scream romance.
Elliot is to create a phenomenon in which a delicate blend of awesomeness, love, compassion, humility, inner an outer beauty, charisma, charity, strength, passion, security and wonder merge to create the amazement that he will forever be.
Girl 1: "He is soooo leng, I wish he was my boyfriend"
Girl 2: "I know right. He must be Elliot Burrows.
Gay guy: "Even I would suck his magnum shlong."
Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.