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An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.
Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
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When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
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A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms
Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man
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To titty fuck butt cheeks is to take your member and take your partner and lube up the butt cheeks and squezze them together and begin to thrust your member inbetween them simulating the feeling of a pussy.
Mosley said to Mike, "If you dont knock it off im going to titty fuck your butt cheeks!!!" or "Hunny I'm on my period and you know I don't like to do it in the butt. Well can I titty fuck your butt cheeks?"
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When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
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When your banging some big booty bitch in the back of her butt and she calls you her dadda then you whip it out and put it on her face.
Im tired of the chit chat, lets go back to my place to bang those big ol butt cheeks.
Look at dem big ol butt cheeks.
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Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
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