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When you let a turd out but your arse is so fat that it gets stuck between the butt cheeks and won't budge.
Sarah: oh Mark, I've just delivered a butt plug sundae
Mark: shall I reach in and scoop it out?
The act of taking a Carolina Reaper (the world's hottest chili pepper), cutting slits into it to make it bleed, and then inserting it into the anus.
My friend had to have extensive anal reconstruction surgery due to self inflicted clawing and explosive bloody diarrhea due to trying to get the burn out that was a direct result of a Carolinian Butt Plug.
When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
Look at Dobby following wedgy round the office that fecker is a Human Butt plug,
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When Bill shoves a plump, juicy jalapeno in his butthole whilst receiving a sloppy BJ.
"Honey when you stop by Walmart later, grab some jalapenos so I can get a Tijuana butt plug tonight"
a butt plug for the anal cavity
i have an anal butt plug in my ass right now
The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.
Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.
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