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When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
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when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
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When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
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apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
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When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.
Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.
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