Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.

I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.

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Roller buyer fag supplier

The order in which the joint gets passed

Pass that joint Ben, no it’s roller buyer fag supplier

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last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

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boomarang buyer

A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy

My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.

Chip buyer

Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.

Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.

C Class Buyer

Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.

Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.

Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.

buyer's re-worth

As in buyer's remorse this term also refers to the post purchase experience. In this case it would be when you rekindle the excitement of an old purchase, that you take for granted now, by talking about it to someone you haven't seen since you bought the item.

I hadn't seen Bob in six months. I can show him the latest iphone I bought a couple of months ago! He'll be envious and I'll get me some buyer's re-worth!