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Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.
"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"
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Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.
Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.
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When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
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A hidden buzzer used in stores to alert the backroom staff to help watch shady customers.
The owner used the shwoogie buzzer when the shady customers came into the Jewelry store.
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Howie Mandel’s most favourite thing to touch when a child goes on stage.
Wow I think I just saw Howie Mandela stroke his golden buzzer!
When your jacking off and someone is about to come into the room, and you cum right before they enter the room.
It would’ve been awkward if I didnt pull off that buzzer beater at your house.
Buzzer bleeder is when your girlfriend rhinks she might be pregnant but gets her period in the time between buying the pregnancy test and peeing on it.
We thought becky was pregnant but she nailed a last second buzzer bleeder in a hardys bathroom.