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Sarah Palin, a hot dumb bitch who is in politics
Sarah Palin is a vagina cabinet
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Euphemism for vagina.
Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.
We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.
During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.
“ Did you just cabinet foot me?”
A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.
The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."
Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
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Someone who doesn't get out much.
"Jenny is such a Cabinet Gnome!"
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When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.
Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us
Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.
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The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.
Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.
Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.