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Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

by aaaacarpet December 4, 2005

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School Cafeteria Kiss

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades

dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing

by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022


Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

by Cafeteria September 10, 2008

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Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 19, 2014

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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018


cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin February 25, 2011


cafeteria arrest

When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.

Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you

by King Chief February 16, 2023