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The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
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when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
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1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.
(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.
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Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.
I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.
One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.
“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”
“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”