Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

cakey visions

a bitch ass big booty ass nigga who shoots films

ayo cakey visions wit the big ass butt stfu

The Cakey

One person holds a piece of cake while a second person squirts on it. The Squirt Cake is fed to the third person watching.

Homesteader and in honor of Cakey

Shroom loves to eat The Cakey that WGMI squirted on.

Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.

He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.