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jamal almost pulls out the nine but his friends stop him
WOAH CaLM DOWN JAMAL DONT PULL OUT THE 9
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Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
Christina, calm the fuck down
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Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.
Tom: "I just got a new bike!"
Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"
asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.
Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.
Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.
Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!
to stop getting so excited/stressed
Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"
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A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
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