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A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.
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A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.
I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.
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Nicaraguan phrase equivalent to the black man's phrases "money," "drained," and/or "ballin" after successfully scoring a 3 point swish.
*swish*
Nicaraguan: SIN CALZON!
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vagina, cunt, gash, female genitalia
that chick is fine..I'd gobble her seafood calzone.
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When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.
Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?
Jimmy: No, what's that?
(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)
Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?
When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.
hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.
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The most amazing thing ever to be invented. Made in Abington mass at brothers and I can't go a week without one
MOM GO GET ME A BUFF CHIC CALZONE NOW!!!!
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