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Audio Camouflage

When you don't want yourself or someone to hear something, so you cover it up with another sound to drown it out.

This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.

"You couldn't hear me fapping in my room because I used audio camouflage."

by taint man 3000 November 29, 2021


armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 January 23, 2016


Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022


Camouflage teeth

When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.

I knocked that fools teeth out, he had camouflage teeth when they hit the street.

by Uncle.chonies March 24, 2021


Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip February 14, 2016


camouflaging

Verb
To be fake. To hide something (to fit in, to test someone, to mess with someone).

I cant stand when dudes who be camouflaging.
I was camouflaging to see whatd you say.

by Tino116 October 9, 2013


Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024