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A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)
I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.
When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.
Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.
You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!
When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can