When you fancy your postman so much you just want to rip his socks and pants off and allow him to enter in to your humble abode from the backdoor.
Merty Bernister
Oh that postman is so hot I wish he would just do the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up my anus.
Merty bernister ached for his local delivery boy to deliver the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff up his sausage swollow
A little bitch that lost to a better man and holds shitty grudges usually is ginger
You can say it like , ooo I just met a Dean Cardiff time to go , or Hi Dean my besto