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To have an erection in ones trousers.
The male equivalent of having the painters in.
Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.
Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.
Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.
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(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare
Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.
Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.
Nick: Let's get out of here.
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Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.
Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.
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Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.
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a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week