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A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss
Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
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Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.
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Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.
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A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.
Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
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A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.
"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"
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A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.
crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.
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The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.
Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping