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A girl who eats pussy a lesbo a girl who likes a girl
Tia: Yo i heard sammy was a carpet muncher
Lisa: Yeah she can't get enough of that carpet
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A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.
"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"
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When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
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Humiliating saying of lesbian.
- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!
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someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna
I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher
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The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.
John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
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A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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