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When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.
Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.
Your team is having a garbage season, so you resort to cheering for someone else's team that you know.
Girl: I hope atlanta wins.
Guy: But you're a Titans fan... Don't front, especially not because they suck this year.
Girl: Yeah but my dad's a Falocons fan and my roots are in GA!
Guy: That may work in soap operas, but in the sports world you're just pullin a carpool bandwagon. Disallowed...
Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.
Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.
When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving
Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé
Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join
I love watching carpool karaoke videos
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While on the dance floor three or more people line up and run a sex train, can be vaginal, anal and/or oral.
DUDE! Three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor!
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Its when 4 of your buddys get a 4 way 69 on in a stolen car!!
Owner of Car: What happened to my car??
Officer: Well I believe a good ole fashioned Minnesota Carpool took place here last night.
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Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.
Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."
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