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When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.
Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”
a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
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The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.
Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.
Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting
My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.
Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
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A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.
The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.