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The cat dog is a type of cat that when you throw something will bring it back to you. This special type of cat will also follow you around and will walk like one to. You would think that the cat was possessed by a dog.
*throws ball* *cat brings it back* woah you really are a cat dog
Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward
Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog
Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.
Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.
A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption
My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold
When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle
If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!