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Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009


Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

by Blake the amazin September 21, 2007

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pussy juice caulking

When a females vaginal area starts to leave a stench

I can smell your pussy juice caulking from over here

by David Shcwimmer May 26, 2018

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Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.

Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.

by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022


buff caulk

A macho asshole who thinks his shit don't stink

Check out this buff caulk, stealing candy from children and blankets from homeless men

by mikchikken February 1, 2018


Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018


caulk gobbler

Your mother

Hey didn’t you hear? Andrews mom is a caulk gobbler and she’s the best

by Women connoisseur July 7, 2021