a typical human being that everyone finds funny
friend " Your so funny u should be called cayden"
you"I am already called Cayden dumbass"
Cayden is a chaotic smol gremlin who is sweet and quiet to strangers, but a crazy ass hoe when you get to know him. If you piss him off, he won’t be afraid to kick the shit out of you and bust your nico nico nii caps. He tends to be more comfortable with his friends and makes many crackhead and funny jokes with them.
Cayden is baby and you can’t deny it
7👍 8👎
Stupid and cool and has two broken arms
Cayden: hey what’s up
Me: stfu Cayden
6👍 4👎
If your name is Cayden you’re dumb asf and you think ur smart when ur actually a big dumb stoopid head.
Random person: “if you see Cayden, run”
Girl: “who’s Cayden”
Random person: “someone you wanna run from”
9👍 14👎
A very gorgeous nonbinary and has a obsession yet they still can't get a girlfriend
Hey look! It's the lonely ass CAYDEN!
5👍 7👎
A midget 50 pounds looking ass who thinks about macaroni and steak in bed wars...
Cayden:hmm I want steak...wait no I want tuna... >:3
Cayden: *falls into the void*
7👍 14👎