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1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat
"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"
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As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...
1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
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A woman, with a tiny waist and absurdly huge ass. So extreme that it looks like an obese person's bottom sewn on to a thinner person's upper torso.
Even Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't touch that ghetto centaur.
referring to the great king edsel from nicaragua. edsel the centaur was the only living man who was half horse from the waist down. 2.) meaning that you are a great person if you get called or compare to "edsel the centaur" 3.) awesome mother fucker .
"man dude you remind me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"
A sex move in which someone bends over 90 degrees at the hip and giving someone else head.
"Yo your mom gave me the reverse centaur last night"
The act of two people, working together as one, to achieve something great!
Bro, I can't make this movie by myself. We need to centaur up!
A bisexual male interested in couples. The male equivalent of a Unicorn.
"The couple hooked up with a Centaur at the club last night."