Cream Cheese Sandwich

After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.

I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich

Arabic Cream Cheese

The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)

Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

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vaginal cream cheese

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.

Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

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Cream Cheese Sandwich

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

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Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

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cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

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