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Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

158๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

Chocolate is one of the fifteen main reasons to be reincarnated. The others are unimportant.

Come back for the chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...,

by Fearman February 25, 2008

57๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

The almighty distraction

Rick: Bitch!
Venessa: What?
Rick: Chocolate.
Vanessa: I LOVE CHOCOLATE

by Distractor January 29, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

Hershy, Ghiradelli, Dove, dark, white, milky, etc. Usually acts as medicine for your PMSing friend or girlfriend. A great romantic gift. The secret to life.

Boy:I'm really sorry I forgot your birthday.
Girl:You should be.
Boy:I brought you this chocolate
Girl:Awwwww. Thank you Johnny.

by Mandy Sophia Mendez July 24, 2007

88๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

i love the feeling
of it moving in my
mouth. drippy melting
gooey stuff, i just
can't get enough
if it's only just
a candy, that's only
not enough. the
endorphins it releases
are filled with peaceful
stuff. the shiny tinfoil
wrapping, and paper over
that, makes me think
of what i want even
more because it's wrapped.
the smell of burning heaven,
of melted yumminess, i like
my chcoclate so
much, i think i am
possessed.

it's about chocolate, and chocolate is very sensual, as is the poem... just read it and try to imagine what was going through my mind at the time... you must know that i had been on an all chocolate diet at the time that i wrote that poem.

by eeebz February 8, 2005

91๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

The meaning of life!!!

Chocolate is my favoritest food in the whole world!!!

by parisologyperson May 27, 2008

52๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate

noun or verb; another word for sex or sexy, since they're both addicting and sweet.

"Alexis was the best piece of chocolate I've had in the last few months!"

"Gimme a little more of that kind of chocolate and I'll really show you my sweet tooth."

"I like it warm and chocolatey."

by Kiinoaeyy May 17, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž