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A pleasant crescendo caused by the multiple sounds of tattoo artists' needles in a tattoo studio.
Jase the Inker: Isn't that a pleasant sound to the ears of the needle choir?
Customer: Ah fuck, watch what you're doing, that really hurts you fucker!
When a group of people sing really badly
Omg, they actually sound like a cats choir!
There are three types:
The choir geek: They are very interested in music. They may have good voices, but their primary talent is actually enjoying sight-reading. They have a passion. They enjoy it above everything else. They may major later on.
The ch. nerd: The sole purpose of his membership is that he can't fit in with anyone else. He acts like a little kid, may run around in practice, and make stupid jokes that a non-ch. kid would have bullied him for.
The plain ch. kid: Doesn't want to be too involved (see example for more info.)
Do not confuse thechoir geek with the nerd.
Typical choir geek joke: A: what is the name of that funeral song? B: what? A: This one (hums tune) B: That's an aria. how can an aria be a funeral song?
Choir nerd jokes, on the other hand, are usually in some way related to excrement, if not, are just plain stupid.
The first two types both use choir as an outlet, as a social group, that all your friends are a part of. However, the plain ch. kid is smart, in that he realizes that choir is a CLASS. He takes it because it is the most interesting Elective (not group), but is either in sports, or simply thinks that the others are too weird, which they are.
Choir kid
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It is an activity in which participants sing and dance at the same time, while wearing shiney costumes and jewelry that can blind you, dark make-up, and fake hair. Show choirs perform at competitions within their own state and sometimes compete in other places, such as California, Florida, New York, Branson, Hawaii, and Chicago.
In show choir you wear dark make-up and shiney costumes.
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A slang term referring to a person in choir.
I'm an orky dorky, he's a band geek, and my girlfriend's a choir queer.
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There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.
Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.
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a group of total potheads who will probably burst in to song at any moment.. in 4 part harmony. they are pretty cool, but there are three types.
1.) the drama kid - they are in choir bc they love to sing and they have to sing every fucking second of everyday. they ar eprobably in 2+ musicals at a time and it’s all they ever talk about. oh
and don’t ask to hang out bc they don’t have free time. they are also all a little self absorbed... or a lot.
2.) the nice kid - they enjoy choir and honestly are the nicest people you will ever meet. they are usually also really good. what choir is really a choir without that one quiet kid amongst the screaming?
3.) the not choir kid - this kid is in choir, but no one really knows why.. they don’t sing.. they don’t do drugs (openly)... they don’t act... WHY ARE THEY HERE??
jimmy: hey what’s that smell? who is doing pot?
ryan: ahh that’s just the choir kids
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