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chomping munch

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.

"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

by Count Chocula Brocula July 25, 2017


zipper chomp

Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.

"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"

by Sovi big red September 29, 2013


Chomp out

To leave, or move to a new location, usually after doing something sketchy.

Yo, there's a cop coming, let's chomp out!

by AXIME May 1, 2017


Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva January 18, 2011


fanny chomp

When you and your partner have intercourse while your miscellaneous household pets lick and nibble on your ass cheeks. Sometimes couples enjoy using condiments such a peanut butter to attract the animals. This may also be exercised outdoors welcoming nature's finest creatures to have a satisfying bite ;) So break out the honey and get started!

naaa bra she's having a reaction to the honey we used fanny chomping last night

by Iraqi Titties June 25, 2011

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Chomp 20p

To make an incorrect statement, and when another person corrects you, you can shout β€œchomp 20p”. The person then owes you a chomp chocolate bar which costs 20p.

Reece: β€œI cant believe england won the world cup”

Robbie: β€œThey only got to the semi-finals!”

Reece:”Chomp 20p!!!”

by Chomp20per July 18, 2018

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Beef Chomps

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.

Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!

by teflond123 August 12, 2010

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