CHOOB

A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.

Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!

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choobes

A Christian person's boobs. Usually referred to women. See also Joobs (a Jewish person's boobs)

Damn! That chick has such fine choobes I'd think she was sent by Jesus himself!

Choob

A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.

Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.

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choobs

People who play like noobs and act childish in an online game.
The contraction of two word:
childs+noobs=choobs.

A guy connects at seven looks for a group to play. He doesn't know how to use his player, slows the whole team so he's manifestly a noob. The he tells the whole party to wait a minute because his mom wants him to stop playing and annoys everyone!
One of the guys tell hims after a while:
"Man you're one of the biggest choobs i've ever seen!"

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Choobs

The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them

" Jumbo saw a cat with chunky little choobs and he decided to go over and beep them "

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choobs

When a girls boobies go up to her chin. Combination of chin and boobs.

Look at Chandra's choobs.

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choobe

An incredibly smart person, who is academically gifted. Not to be confused with geek who is smart/obsessive in one particular area. Close to nerd, except choobes have social grace and may not have an IQ that exceeds their weight, but is probabley pretty close.

Friend 1: Are you in the choobe class?
Friend 2: Yes, ok, I admit it!

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