Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

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choof

1) fit lad !

1) a rare 1 off fit lad that is better than F.H.I.T or OOF

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choof

the measure of the angle made when one's neck is broken.

"That's a 90 degree choof we're looking at here... it's a wonder his head didn't snap clean off... poor dead bastard."

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Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

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Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

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Choof horde

A choof horde is essentially a group of people who are addicted to nicotine or also known as ‘vaping’ you can find them situated outside of a bathroom or basically anywhere near someone who possesses a vape

Da hoons - boy do I love strawberry watermelon! You can’t go wrong!

Norbit - QUICK!!! hide you vape! The choof horde is coming!

Nav - classic choof horde! Always being feins