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cigarette

A pinch of tobacco rolled in the kinda crappy paper that bus tickets are made out of with a filter on them...mostly...unless you smoke rolls ups. I Personally love them. Nobody is going to change my opinion. If you love them too, big ups to you. If you don't, quit moaning and don't smoke. Us smokers are perfectly aware that fags may well be the death of us. WE DON'T CARE. Do you think we don't read those ricdulous warning s on the packs while we get one out? Jeezzzz.Btw B&H rule :D

Tara: *is having a cigarette*
Retard: Don't do that it's bad for your health, ouch the smoke is getting in my eyes
Tara: Fuck off then.Simple as.

by Tara the Pirate July 25, 2006

216๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigarette

A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure. As another person said, smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. I'm definitely not going to make smoking cigarettes a habit, because I know how dangerous they are. I do love the taste of them though, but not enough to became addicted to them.

A cigarette every now and then is okay with me!

by SuperSonicX September 24, 2005

770๐Ÿ‘ 502๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigarette

Something to put in your mouth so some ignorant fuck will come up to you and say, "smoking is harmful." Then the smoker can reply by punching the homo in the face or at the very least blowing a large puff of smoke in their direction.

by 2pac October 14, 2003

872๐Ÿ‘ 571๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigarette

Something that can be awesome if you exercise some self control.

I'm a social smoker who sometimes smokes when I'm feeling down. I can go for months without a cigarette.

by Grave Yard Duck September 1, 2003

168๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigarette

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sometimes its a cock.
Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

by Phish Head November 24, 2006

278๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigarette

A mostly-used smoking tool. It's simple and cheap that everyone can use with no issues.

Boys must know how to smoke a cigarette.

by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cigarette

Something that we know is bad for us, but we do it anyway.

Annoying 14 years old kid: Hey dude, you smoke?

Me: Yes.

Annoying 14 years old kid: You do know it's bad for you, right?

Me: yes, I do. I don't gife a shit, fuck off.

Annoying 14 years old kid: But dude, passive smoking is bad and annoys others!

Me: Then go somewhere else, idiot.

(By the way, I would have put this under "smoking" if it wasn't full of self-entitled assholes, so I just put it under "cigarette"

by I will die someday, anyway July 5, 2014

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