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Cinco de Marcho is the official holiday that marks the beginning of the 12-day season where you begin training your liver for St. Patty's Day.
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com
Did you know that Pepe o'Toole is one of the official mascots of Cinco de Marcho?
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1 : literally, the fifth of May
2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave
2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>
We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.
"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez
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this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.
juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.
diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise
juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.
diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!
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Condom that will catch ANYTHING your johnson shoots
Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt
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Cinco de Stratford is a wild street party held in conjunction with Cinco de Mayo at the University of Cincinnati. Occuring annually on Stratford Ave, it has become so violent over the years that cars have been burned and police have shut down the street.
It is belived that the tradition started in the late 90's with keggers and pranks related to an independent film company called Hibachi Chicken Films.
Dude! Cinco de Stratford was so wicked this year that I went to jail and got kicked out of college too!
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A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
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When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.
After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.