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(noun): an area being urinated in, typically used to describe a toilet or urinal
Man 1: Hey where'd Gary go? He left his beer.
Man 2: Oh yeah he had tag out again to refill the ol' citrus lake. That dude is a real piss wizard.
a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.
observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
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A shithole of a county in the middle of nowhere. What a terrible fucking place to live. If your parents tell you that they're looking at moving here, tell them the fuck off. It will ruin your life. Also where John Couey raped and killed Jessica Lunsford(Homosassa).
"I live in Citrus County...get me the fuck out of here."
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A Citrus Kiss is when two people in a relationship have just messily devoured a citrus fruit(orange, lemon, etc.) normally of two different kinds, and directly afterwords make-out passionately. Can be quite sticky, but enjoyable for people who love citrus. Can be done with citrus drinks for a less sticky experience.
Sally:*throws down orange peel* Hey baby wanna citrus kiss?
Tom:One second, let me just finish my grapefruit.
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small county in central florida. population: not worth mentioning
ridiculous amount of rednecks, sex offenders and old people.
home of the crystal river manatees. people visit from all over the world to see these huge wastes of blubber when in reality they deserve the wounds the motor boats inflict on them.
"radioactive beach" is where the cc population goes to sunbathe because if you actually swim in the water, you'll mutate in some way or another thanks to the nearby power plant.
"cool" places to hang are the circus tent mall (only mall in the county, major department stores include kmart and sears), the relatively new super walmart (where it has been proven that at any given point in time at least 5 people who know will be there), and the rundown roller barn (every kid in the county had at least one birthday party there).
only cool place to work is of course the inverness regal. because the people there rock. best coffee shop would be russ' coffee depot in crystal river which very few people know of. and if you want anything else you'll have to drive a million miles away. because that is how far from civilization citrus county is.
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When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.
Dude i just gave charlene a citrus punch.
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a city in new jersey near newark named after its citrus name Orange
yo, there was jsut a fight in citrus hill.
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