Clag-Gone

First seen in Viz magazine, Clag-Gone is the trade name of a bicycle-based device for removing tagnuts, cling-ons, dangleberries and winnits. It was hailed as "a unique breakthrough in ringpiece technology".

I've never been scared to moon since I got my Clag-Gone.

13👍 3👎

Clag Nut

little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.

Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.

13👍 4👎

clag tube

As a girl starts out on her knees with her hands cupped in "pray position" 🙏 with then penis in between her hands, the girl then starts use a vigorous up and down motion.

Hey! I like it rough, wanna clag tube later?

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

10👍 3👎

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.

Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.

19👍 10👎

clag bag

sniff a line of cocaine off someones dick and then fuck them up the nostrils.

I just clag bagged that bitch!
Wanna clag bag instead?

4👍 4👎

Clag Rag

A reusable towell or cloth devised for depositing and redepositing ones load, in the form of semen. Thus creating a stiff, cardboard like material before desposal or cleansing.

"We lost our frisbee in the tree but luckily Joe's clag rag was close at hand."
"I grew out of my t-shirt so it's now my new clag rag."

5👍 9👎