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A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."
When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.
Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.
The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.
Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."
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When you (Kev) have to shit real bad after lots of Vyvanse
Yowchie my broski, Angler had a big ol vyvanse cleanse up in the loo and it smells like a dead bird!
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A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.
Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.
Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:
- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)
Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.
Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.
Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.
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To clean and purify the female vagina using sterilisation methods or magical techniques after a horde of unsanitary sexual encounters
"Mate she needs a good gash cleansing after that vicious gang bang"
The ideology, in America holding that the Melanated people would advance culturally and genetically or even disappear totally within several generations of mixed breeding with Edomites.
Too avoid Cultural Cleansing Melanated people should not mate with Edomites.
If Melanated people continue to breed with Edomites They will inherit Pheomelanin and become extinct due to Cultural Cleansing.