fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama

"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."

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freedom cloth

A face covering worn proudly over one's mouth & nose, that embodies independence and bravery

(Not to be confused with a protective mask worn out of consideration for others, but something that appeals more to the nature of selfish and macho folks!)

Karen proudly wore her 'Freedom Cloth' to the store where she harassed front line retail employees demanded to speak to their manager. Little did Karen know that her 'Freedom Cloth' was actually contributing to the greater good!

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

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cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

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cloth talk

Conversations about serious business between two moguls.

Dj khaled and diddy are about to have some serious cloth talk about their next business ventures.

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Cheese Cloth

The dirty gusset of one's underwear. May be soiled from sweat, urine, feces or other secretions. Generally is accompanied by a pungent, odiferous cheese like smell.

Frank grabbed a pair of his girlfriend's worn panties. He was hoping to inhale the perfume of her fragrant petals but instead ingested the rancid smell of her Cheese Cloth.

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Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

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