drop a clot

slang phrase meaning to freak out over something, overreact or be too excited.

"When i couldnt get my home theatre system set up, I almost dropped a clot" or "Don't drop a clot, it's not that major"

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bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...

Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.

Clot Shot

Colloquial term for an Astra Zeneca vaccination involving the possibility of fatal blood clotting

Heading out for my first Astra Zeneca 'clot shot'. Wish me well, it could be the last injection I ever get!

I wish I qualified for that fancy Pfizer jab

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clot twat

A blood clot from a womans period that is stuck to her pubic hairs.

Damn bro, I got a clot twat stuck in my throat last night.

cooking a clot

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.

Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!

food clot

when you eat too much at one time and a lump food gets stuck in your esophagus...sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't.

ahh, I just ate my bagel too fast and now I have a food clot!

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Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!