Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

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Clunt

Clunt
combination of clunge & hunt. where a person goes out on the hunt for some clunge.

Jcon. 'you doing much tonight?'

RoadKill. 'yeah.'

Jcon. 'sweet, what are you doing?'

RoadKill. 'going out on the clunt.'

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Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

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Hillary clunt

A fake, manipulative, dirty mean bitch. That people all hate.

Omg what a Hillary Clunt!

Clunt

A combination of the words "clit" & "cunt", meaning a term considered as female fecal matter, etc.

"watch out, you almost stepped in some clunt"
"can i call you back? i have to clunt"
"hey, you got some clunt on your face"

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Clunt

Excessively or extremely tired

"my knees are felling very clunt"

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Clunt

Where a client of yours is shit to deal with. Cunt and client in one word.

"This Clunt I'm dealing with is fucked, they need to make a decision"