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A soft drink that is so much better than Pepsi. Sometimes called called by it's actual name around people who do cocaine to avoid confusion.
"Do you have any Coke?"
"Yea let me get it."
pause
"I meant the Coca Cola."
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A soft drink that can cure a bit of aches and pains such as headaches and stomachaches. and is also a popular soft drink!
1)"aww my head is killin me man, pass the coca-cola!*drinks it*"ahhh thats better!"
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The best company that the world has ever known, tied only with Disney (who has coke products). The ultimate superior to any other cola out there, aka REAL beverages, unlike the poison that (eww...) pepsi (...yuck) tries to serve people. Do do do do doo! Coke is the best. Enjoy coke. Enjoy summer.
Best thing ever.
A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
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once a cheap way to get high until the goddamn goverment banned crack. Now i have to spend 6 grand just to get my weekly cocaine fix from some mexican dude who dont sell it pure.
god i wish for the good old days when a 12 pack of coke was all you needed for a coke fix
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The best drink ever because it has cocaine in it.
Must.........have........Coca.......Cola.
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