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A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.
Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.
Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.
The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.
One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.
When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.
*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.
Derived from the word toward, cockward refers to the direction your cock points.
Josh was aroused, but then he saw ugly Sally and he was cockward the ground.
when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.
Joe, John, and Steve will be there, this could get cockward
The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.
Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."