coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

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coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

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Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

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coconut

The action describing how you're going to make somebody go "coco" when you "nut" in them.

Hey, honey! Wanna do the coconut?

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Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.

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Coconut

A verbal blessing from the almighty Howard. If you do or say something he finds beneficial he might bless you with the almighty 'Coconut.'

"Correct! Give the Lady/Gentleman a coconut!"
- Howard the Almighty

Coconut

The haircut referring to bowl cuts on Korean celebrities ...

Jungkook be looking like a coconut head lately ...